Chapter Titles in Your Average Sci-Fi Novel

By Sol Dente, TIWP Student

Chapter 1: Shit Goes Down 

Chapter 2: You Can’t Prove Anything

Chapter 3: Turns Out They Can Prove Something 

Chapter 4: My Father is a Dick (But What Else is New?)

Chapter 5: Emi is Once Again the Only Sane Person in This Household

Chapter 6: stOP BeInG sO oVeRdRaMaTIC

Chapter 7: I Make the Worse Decision of My Life 

Chapter 8: Why Do I Do This to Myself? 

Chapter 9: THIS WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA!

Chapter 10: Okay, Maybe This Was A Good Idea 

Chapter 11: I REGET EVERYTHING!

Chapter 12: Nope, Everything’s Okay

Chapter 13: I HAD TO JINX IT!

Chapter 14: Okay, We’re Good

Chapter 15: Please Don’t Jinx It This Time

Chapter 16: Space Food is Disgusting 

Chapter 17: Physical Fitness is Bullshit; Let Me Play Video Games in Peace

Chapter 18: I Make a New Friend (Hopefully) 

Chapter 19: I Get A Cool Name, Part 2

Chapter 20: *to the tune of the society jingle* AnXieTY! 

Chapter 21: I Have an Existential Crisis and Watch Vine Comps While I’m Supposed to be Working. (That’s it. That’s the Whole Entry.) 

Chapter 22: Nothing Interesting Happens At All 

Chapter 23: Say It with Me Now: RSD is a Bitch 

Chapter 24 I Do One Good Thing with My Life

Chapter 25: I IMMEDIATELY REGRET THAT ONE GOOD THING

Chapter 26: This is Fine

Chapter 27: SOS!

Chapter 28: The Last Will and Testament of — ERROR —

Chapter 29: LOSS OF SIGNAL…

Chapter 1: We Somehow Survived That

Chapter 2: I Lost All My Vine Comps 😦

Chapter 3: I was Dead for Two Minutes But That’s What Matters Most Here

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